1. **Fancy Dishware**: Because eating off paper plates is only acceptable during a Netflix binge or a camping trip. Plus, nothing says “I have my life together” like a plate that costs more than your last meal.
2. **Succulent Plants**: They’re like pets that don’t require feeding or walking. Just don’t ask them to do tricks, or they might just wither away in shame.
3. **Quality Chef’s Knife**: Finally, you can chop vegetables like a pro instead of using that rusty butter knife you found in the back of the drawer. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and the potential for finger injuries).
4. **Coffee Maker**: Because adulting means you need caffeine to function. Bonus points if it has more buttons than your car and you still can’t figure out how to use it.
5. **Throw Pillows**: They serve no real purpose other than to make your couch look like a Pinterest board exploded. Just be prepared to remove them every time you want to sit down.
6. **Wine Glasses**: Not just for wine! They’re also great for juice, water, or whatever you’re pretending to drink while you scroll through social media at 2 AM.
7. **A Vacuum Cleaner**: The adult version of a magic wand. It sucks up all your problems—literally! Just don’t forget to empty it, or you’ll be living in a dust bunny kingdom.
8. **Cookbook**: A beautiful collection of recipes you’ll never attempt. You’ll just use it as a decorative piece to impress guests while you order takeout.
9. **Wall Art**: Because your walls shouldn’t be as bare as your social calendar. Just make sure it’s something deep and meaningful, like a picture of a cat wearing a monocle.
10. **Real Towels**: Not the ones you bought from the dollar store that feel like sandpaper. These are soft, fluffy, and will make you feel like you’re living in a spa—until you realize you still have to do laundry.
11. **A Plunger**: The unsung hero of adulthood. It’s like a superhero for your bathroom, ready to save the day when things go awry. Just don’t forget where you put it!
12. **A Calendar**: A fancy way to remind yourself of all the things you’re not doing. It’s like a visual representation of your procrastination skills, but at least it looks organized!
With these home goods, you’ll not only feel like a real adult, but you’ll also have plenty of material for future therapy sessions!
