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**American Airlines Collision: Skater Speaks Out After Parents’ Tribute**
In a shocking turn of events, a young skater found themselves in the spotlight after their parents decided to honor them with a tribute that was more “Airplane!” than “American Airlines.”
“I thought they were going to throw me a birthday party or something,” the skater said, “but instead, they went all out with a tribute that included a giant cake shaped like a plane. I mean, who knew my life was going to take off like this?”
The tribute featured a slideshow of the skater’s greatest moments, including their first wobbly steps on a skateboard and that time they accidentally ollied into a bush. “I was just trying to impress my friends, and now I’m a meme,” they added, rolling their eyes.
When asked about the collision, the skater quipped, “I guess I really took ‘crashing’ to a whole new level! But hey, at least my parents are proud. They say I’m the only one who can turn a simple skate session into a full-blown aviation incident!”
As for the cake? “Let’s just say it didn’t land well. But it was delicious, and I’m pretty sure I’m still getting crumbs out of my hair!”
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There you go! A lighthearted spin on the situation!
